Expat in 'Schland

Life in Germany as an expat, explained one gif at a time. Note that everything is tongue in cheek, I thoroughly adore wacky 'schland.
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How I Feel About Mondays After a Geile Wochenende

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credit to an otterchen for this inspiring message to start the work week

I challenge thee to quizduell!

Didn’t even think about adding my name here until asked haha!

Just changed it to ExpatInSchland to keep things simple. ;-)

Swooping in on the Quizduell Trend Before Everyone Stops Playing It

Great app. Too bad I’m awful at it.

Looking at the HVV Bus Departure Timetable

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Anyone have a voodoo doll of the 112 bus? I have an abundance of irritation and push pins.

German Reaction When You Suggest Sitting in Movie Theater Seats that Aren’t the ‘Reserved’ Ones Listed on the Ticket

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Attitude of the German University Student

95% of the school year:

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During the Prüfungsphase:

at least the first year ;-) … while true at many times, this is definitely way more our senior (final) year attitude in the States

How I Feel Walking Down Lange Reihe in St Georg

10 Things I Wish I Knew Before Studying Abroad

When I walk outside expecting it to be frigid in Hamburg, only to find it’s quite nice out

I’m like,

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Springtime, already?

When I Wish a German Happy Birthday Before their Actual Birthday

They look at me like,

…but even two hours before?!

When I Mistake Alsterwasser for Apfelschorle

I’m like,

When Someone You Don’t Know Has Passed Out at Your WG Party

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Vacationing in Southern Europe

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Trying to Get Anywhere in Chilly ‘Schland With All the Blitzeis

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Resigning to the Fact that I Will Never Fully Conquer the Torture that is German Grammar

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Sundays.