Every Female in Germany When H&M Has a Sale
Expat in 'Schland
Life in Germany as an expat, explained one gif at a time. For full blog, klick doch mal the link above, alter.
When Our Friend Left the Bar Table Ages Ago and Then Comes Back Asking If We Still Have Her Beck’s
We’re like,
4 days ago - 
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8 
When You’re in a Rush to Make Copies but the Printer is from the Stone Age
It’s like,
verflixt und zugenäht
1 week ago - 21
21 When the Weather Is Gorgeous and All the Deutschies in Hamburg Flock to the Alster like
1 week ago - 12
12 
When Someone With Limited English Tries to Hit on You
They’re like,
I got this gem recently: “Your hair beautiful, yellow like McDonalds M!” Charming.
1 week ago - 7
7 When the Konti Catches Someone Who Was Schwarzfahring and Escorts Them Off the U-Bahn
Everyone’s like,
…. only not actually because it’s Hamburg, so most people sit politely and pretend not to notice like this:
1 week ago - 7
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