Expat in 'Schland

Life in Germany as an expat, explained one gif at a time. Note that everything is tongue in cheek, I thoroughly adore wacky 'schland.
Heard this gem in the office and knew I had to make it a bad pun dog meme…
To those learning German—“Faxen” means not only to send a fax, but to joke around ;-)

Heard this gem in the office and knew I had to make it a bad pun dog meme…

To those learning German—“Faxen” means not only to send a fax, but to joke around ;-)

Thomas Müller is the quintessential German redneck.

And everyone loves it.

Especially Müller.

(yes, that is our boy in question gettin’ his tanzen on)

When you want to have an 4th of July celebration in Germany… but the World Cup gets in the way

It’s like,

Should have had an eye out for Fifa..

for the inexcusable delay in posting, my dear Freunde. 
The sunshine came to Germany, and with it the Open Air and WM Spaß.
ABER I am back to posting, Schätzelein! 

for the inexcusable delay in posting, my dear Freunde. 

The sunshine came to Germany, and with it the Open Air and WM Spaß.

ABER I am back to posting, Schätzelein! 

Taking a Shot of Doppelkorn

I’m like,

What I Must Sound Like When I Need to Have a Serious Talk Auf Deutsch

kenneth conversation

When My Deutschie Dude Asks If I Want a Lift with His Scooter

I’m like,

But as soon as he goes faster than a snail’s pace I’m all,

 

When it’s Sunday in Germany and you forgot to buy food at the grocery store the day before

Trying to flirt with a hot person who doesn’t speak your language

is like,

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What My German Uni Friends Really Mean When They Ask For a Little Favor…

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Sneaky sneaky :-)

When a Frenchie tries to be sassy while speaking German but just ends up sounding adorable with their accent anyway

They are as fierce as,

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When I tell a European I’m from the States and they respond with “You can’t be American, you’re not fat!”

I look at them like,

When an American Friend Moves to the UK and Starts Pronouncing Things in the Queen’s English

I’m like,

How I Feel About Mondays After a Geile Wochenende

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-35385-cant-deal-with-it-gif-llama-Im-uq0G.gif

credit to an otterchen for this inspiring message to start the work week